The Preseason is a struggle that every athlete knows. Non-mandatory practice, conditioning and lifting. How bad could it really be? We’ve narrowed it down to the worst of the worst.
10. The Kid That Never Touches The Line
Everyone hates conditioning. Everyone. What do we hate even more? Extra conditioning, due to all those non line touchers out there. There is a special place down under for all of you. Touch the line next time.
9. The Crazy Fundraisers
Yes, D3 sports still require money to play, no, we aren’t funded completely by our school. How do we make up that difference? Coaches try to make fundraising fun, but working security at a racetrack in rural Wisconsin in sub-freezing temperatures was a bad idea from the jump, coach.
8. “Free” Gym Time
Oh, you finally got some free time to yourself? You want to go in the gym and shoot? Feel like getting better today? Sorry, baseball has the gym for 10 hours today, even though their season doesn’t start for another 6 months. Gotta love sharing the gym with five other sports.
7. STUDY TABLES
No, coaches cant schedule practice in the offseason. You know what they can schedule? Library time. The librarians LOVE watching all 20 of us walk in those doors twice a week. AND on the cusp of a new season coach creates a new rule, no food at study table… You can guess how that worked out.
6. Your School Doesn’t Have Football
Gotta love those college gamedays! Oh wait. No basketball, no football, what are we to do here?! No worries, its fine, we like watching other people have tons of fun tailgating on TV anyway.
5. The Strength Coach Who Thinks You Followed The Workout Plan All Summer…
LOL. Gotta love how trusting they are, until they see that first mile time and see what you’re really made of. Those four days of the week are everyones favorite. (Coach if you end up reading this I’m really sorry I still can’t do a pull up)
4. Those Open Gym Players
You know exactly who I’m talking about, and if you don’t, chances are, I’m talking about you. Those players who are NBA All-Stars when it comes to open gym, but when practice rolls around, the chances of them making an open lay-up is like flipping a coin.
3. The Athletic Trainers Won’t Even Look At You Because You’re Out Of Season
“You disgusting winter athlete, you.” Says the AT’s to themselves when they see you in the training room before the season starts. You’ll be lucky to be able to get ice any day before October 15th.
2. Non-Mandatory 6am Workouts
“Should I just roll the dice and see how much coach makes me run later?” You might find yourself asking this question at 5:30 am on a Friday morning. And then you don’t have class again until 1? Good luck falling back to sleep after some post-lift conditioning.
1. You’d Rather Play 2K Than Going To Open Gym
2K sports always picks the worst times to make an amazing video game. The Preseason is dwindling, open gyms are falling victim to ice baths. Heres to all the players out there getting through the rest of this preseason healthy! (Theres always those lucky few)
Practice starts in 10 days for us D3 schools. To those of you already done with preseason, I hate you. How many of these can you relate to? Let us know how your preseason went/is going here at D3 Basketball Struggles!